Inferno Forever

Does the Devil have free will?

IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL

— Twitter user wint (@dril), May 22 2012

Satan is a lawyer.

Three-nineteen in the morning.

Does the Devil have free will?

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